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Believe the shadows that there can be some reals with colours in there... [link]
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"You don't allow me to go at Diagon Alley, mother. It runs a risk I can meet there a muggle-borns... and... GOD! I can talk with them!" said Sirius ironically imitated his mother voice
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Joker: Have you heard this one? It'll KILL you, Batman!
Mxdp: YAY!
-don't like Snape-
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"I do have three questions though:
Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's gonna tell my mom- and what the hell am I supposed to with 10.000 "John Dorian- Chief Resident" business cards?!!"
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Innocence is part of my charm.
The other part is being a complete PSYCHO!!!
HE'S NOT DEAD DAMN IT!!! I WON'T BELIEVE IT.
crap he really is dead huh?
HE WILL LIVE ON IN MY MEMORY.....YES!
that is all
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"He sends his love, his apologies and a small box of assorted cookies."
C'est mon moment préféré de toute la saga je crois (j'ai pleuré comme une madeleine sur la phrase qui décrit ce moment précis -_-)
C'est exactement comme je le voyais !
les yeux sont magnifiques
Lily est très belle
Blablabla j'arrête de te noyer sous les compliments
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(Excuse my poor english..)
- After all this time ?
- Always.
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